Yes, but does he like Asian Girls?

Ezra Klein thinks Evan Bayh will be Obama's VP pick:

But my hunch now is that it'll be Evan Bayh, if for no other reason than Evan Bayh is the single whitest man in America, and I have a feeling that the Obama campaign wants America's Whitest Man in some pictures these days.

I dispute that Evan Bayh is the single whitest man in America. For evidence, I will consult the holy bible of whiteness.

From looking at his Wikipedia page and general knowledge/guesswork, I bet Evan Bayh likes:

#1 Coffee
#4 Assissts
#5 Farmer's Markets
#7 Diversity
#8 Barack Obama
#12 Non-profits
#16 Gifted children
#35 The Daily Show
#36 Breakfast Places
#44 Public Radio
#46 Sunday NYT
#53 Dogs
#56 Lawyers
#62 Knowing what's best for poor people
#64 Recycling
#81 Graduate School
#84 T-Shirts
#86 Shorts
#88 Having Gay Friends
#92 Book Deals
#94 Free Healthcare
#99 Grammar
#101 Being Offended
#105 Unpaid Internships
#106 Facebook

While this is an impressive display of whiteness, I feel that I, for one, am much whiter than Evan Bayh.